It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
-- Sir Edmund Hillary
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.