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Groucho Marx Quotes

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.

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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Funny Quotes Miscellaneous Quotes

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend./ Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Friendship Quotes

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A child of five would understand this. Send somebody to fetch a child of five.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Funny Quotes Reading Quotes

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Funny Quotes Love Quotes Relationship Quotes

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.