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Men are like steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper.

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What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?

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We are the people our parents warned us about.

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.

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The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.

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USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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A good metaphor is something even the police should keep an eye on.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

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Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

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I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.

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