Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- Watch That Basket.
I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.
Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people but if we tried to shut up the insane we would run out of building materials.
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
All the modern inconveniences.
The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.