Never do wrong when people are looking.
If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Civilization is limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
To eat in human. To digest divine.
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine."
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.
In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.