Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Henry Louis Mencken
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
Henry Louis Mencken
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Henry Louis Mencken
Funny Quotes
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
Henry Louis Mencken
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.