It's not what you pay a man but what he costs you that counts.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
There ought to be one day -- just one -- where there is open season on senators.
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
In filling out an income tax re-turn, let an accountant instead of your conscience, be your guide.
In a real estate man's eyes, the most exclusive part of the city is wherever he has a house to sell.
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
My forefather didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.
No party is as bad as its leaders.
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.