You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.
Will Rogers
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Will Rogers
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs.
Will Rogers
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
Will Rogers
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.
Will Rogers
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Will Rogers
Love Quotes
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Will Rogers
A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
Will Rogers
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ''How is the president?''
Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers