You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs.
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ''How is the president?''
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.