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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.

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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.