Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask an Indian.
Robert Orben
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Robert Orben
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
Robert Orben
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which was is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
Graduation Quotes
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Inspirational Quotes
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.