Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask an Indian.
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which was is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.