Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
P.J. O'Rourke
When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along
P.J. O'Rourke
Funny Quotes
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P.J. O'Rourke
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
P.J. O'Rourke
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
P.J. O'Rourke
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.