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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along

Funny Quotes

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.