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Phyllis Diller Quotes

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Funny Quotes

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.