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Lily Tomlin Quotes

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Love Quotes

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.

Funny Quotes

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?