No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Lily Tomlin
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
Love Quotes
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Lily Tomlin
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Lily Tomlin
Funny Quotes
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
Lily Tomlin
Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.