My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
John Barrymore
Brides aren't happy-they are just triumphant.
John Barrymore
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.