Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print on the hood. I thought, "Well, isn't that clever," in the rearview mirror I can read the word ambulance behind me. Of course, while you are reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think they're just trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch!