I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
Funny Quotes
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Fred Allen
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
Fred Allen
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Fred Allen
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
Fred Allen
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Fred Allen
Love Quotes
An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
Fred Allen
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
Fred Allen
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.