I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
Buddy Hackett
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Funny Quotes
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.