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1.) Aww... that's gonna up the resale value... melted chocolate in the dash. 2.) I think we're gonna be okay here. They have a thin candy shell on it. I'm surprised you didn't know that. 1.) I think your brain has a thick candy shell on it. 2.) You're brain's the one with... the shell on it. 1.) Got that? 2.) Shut up



I have seen a lot of things in my life, but that...was...AWESOME!! Oh, but sorry about your car man. that..that sucks...



It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right, group words together as a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps.



i have what doctors like to call and little bit of a weight problem.



Tommy- Yeah i called earlier Richard- oh, really? what number did ya call? Tommy- 2, 3, 4, 6, 7... niner. Richard- your trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were ya calling from a walkie talkie? Tommy- NO! It was a cordless



>It's a clip on. >>Are you sure?



TOMMY- La La La Luke I am your father.....It's from Star Wars RICHARD- I KNOW



Tommy's Dad: So, how do we look? Richard: Chubby!?



#1. bees in the car, bees everywhere, god theyre huge, theyre ripping my flesh off! officer 1. son uh, roll around, u hear me? roll around on the ground. #1. forget that im starting to swell up. #2.save yourself, dont be the hero. officer 2. frank, im allergic to bees. officer 1. me too. #1. theyre huge and theyre sting crazy. officer 1. we..we'll come back later and check on ya. officer 2. yeah in a while. #2. save yourself. #1 your firearms are useless against them. #1 & #2. AHHHHHHHHH



I can almost hear you getting fatter.



I have seen a lot of things in my life, but that...was...AWESOME!! Oh, but sorry about your car man. that..that sucks...