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What's another word for "Thesaurus?"

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!

What's another word for "Thesaurus?"

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!