I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, I'm going to buy some sugar.
Stephen Wright
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious
Stephen Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Stephen Wright
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Stephen Wright
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.