Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
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Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
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Prayer moves the hand that moves the universe.
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A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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Reading the Scriptures is an uplifting experience.
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Every good-bye makes the next hello closer
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It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.
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The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces
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Being free of pretence does not mean you are in touch with the truth. Sincerity is not proof.
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Always borrow from a pessimist, he never expects anything back.
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The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a life time.
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A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul.
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Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
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Principal is a passion for truth!
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.