Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
Prayer moves the hand that moves the universe.
A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Reading the Scriptures is an uplifting experience.
Every good-bye makes the next hello closer
It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.
The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces
Being free of pretence does not mean you are in touch with the truth. Sincerity is not proof.
Always borrow from a pessimist, he never expects anything back.
The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a life time.
A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul.
Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
Principal is a passion for truth!