When funnier-sounding ailments are invented, advertised products will cure them.
Just because you've lost doesn't necessarily mean you've failed.
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions -- because they know all the answers.
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who never take advice from anybody, and those who always take advice from everybody.
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
Anyone who thinks the sky is the limit, has limited imagination.
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
I often wish that I could rid the world of the tyranny of facts. What are facts but compromises? A fact merely marks the point where we have agreed to let investigation cease.
It's no good agreeing with a person who can't make up his mind.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Acceptance of others, their looks, their behaviors, their beliefs, bring you an inner peace and tranquillity -- instead of anger and resentment
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like nobody's watching. Submitted by Jessica Brown
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
Big men become big by doing what they didn't want to do when they didn't want to do it.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith.