Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.
Experience is something you get too late to do anything about the mistakes you made while getting it.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience.
Never explain yourself. Your friend don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
The less you know about a subject, the longer it takes you to explain it.
The most important thing you wear is the expression on your face
The Extra Mile will have no traffic jams.
There are no traffic jams in the second mile.
Clowns wear a face that's painted intentionally on them so they appear to be happy or sad. What kind of mask are you wearing today?
The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness.
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.