The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Robert Benchley
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.