Work is the curse of the drinking class.
The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence.
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back in again.
I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.
One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything except a good reputation.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves -which is the same thing nowadays.