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Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Kip: Hi. Napoleon: Is grandma there? Kip: No, shes getting her hair done. Napoleon: uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhh Kip: What do you need? Napoleon: Could you just go get her for me. Kip: I'm really busy right now. Napoleon: Well, just tell her to come get me. Kip: Why Napoleon: Cuz I don't feel good. Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything. Napoleon: Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Kip: What? Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon: But, my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse I know shes got like 5 or 6 in her drawer. Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers u sicko! Kip: See ya. (hangs up phone) Napoleon: UGH! IDIOT!

Deb: ...I'm saving up money to go to college. Napoleon: Your mom goes to college.

Kid: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

Kip: (love poem to LaFawnduh) I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air/To me it's like a lullaby/I'm just flying by/Oh, so high/Like a kite tied to a stake

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