Kip: Hi.
Napoleon: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, shes getting her hair done.
Napoleon: uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhh
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon: Could you just go get her for me.
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon: Well, just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why
Napoleon: Cuz I don't feel good.
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything.
Napoleon: Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then?
Kip: What?
Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But, my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse I know shes got like 5 or 6 in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers u sicko!
Kip: See ya. (hangs up phone)
Napoleon: UGH! IDIOT!
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Deb: ...I'm saving up money to go to college.
Napoleon: Your mom goes to college.
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Kid: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
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Kip: (love poem to LaFawnduh) I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air/To me it's like a lullaby/I'm just flying by/Oh, so high/Like a kite tied to a stake
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Love Quotes
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.