I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright...(neigh)...Down Bessie!
You know, we have to work on your people skills.
You know how it is, when you get those manly urges, you gotta kill somethin'...fix things...cook outdoors...
You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!
Dishonor on you ,dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow!
All because Little Miss Man had to take her drag show out on the road!