The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
Marty Feldman
Money can't buy poverty.
Marty Feldman
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.