Rodgers Hornsby was my manager and he called me talking pile of pig shit and that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game and did i cry... no.... no....
1) That dress don't fit you it's too tight 2) I don't plan on wearing it that long 1) I don't know why you get dressed at all.
Hey cow girls! See the grass?? Don't eat it!!
Do you ever hear dad introduce us to people? This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister.
Ballplayers? I haven't got ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls I want to sleep with after the game. Not to coach during the game.
1) No high ones! 2) I like the high ones! 1) Mule! 2) Nag!
All right, everyone, let's listen up now, listen up. Something important has just happened. I was in the toilet reading my contract, and it turns ou, I get a bonus when we get to the world series. So, let's play hard, let's play smart, use your heads!
Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!There's no crying in baseball!
What if at a key moment in the game . . . oops! my bosoms come flyin' out?
I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls, but that's my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn't know any better. She loves to play. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please.
1) They'll pay you seventy-five dollars a week. 2) We only make thirty at the dairy! 1) Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?
There's second baseman Marla Hootch... What a hitter!!
I'm singin' to Nelson! Ain't I, baby?