Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Laurence J. Peter
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Laurence J. Peter
Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.
Laurence J. Peter
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Laurence J. Peter
A man convinced against his will is not convinced.
Laurence J. Peter
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
Laurence J. Peter
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
Laurence J. Peter
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Laurence J. Peter
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.