Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
Love Quotes
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Josh Billings
One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
Josh Billings
If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do.
Josh Billings
A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
Josh Billings
Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
Josh Billings
Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
Josh Billings
It ain't often that a man's reputashun outlasts his munny.
Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles. Safe on her own nose all the time.
Josh Billings
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.
Josh Billings
I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Josh Billings
Most people when they come to you for advice come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
Josh Billings
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.