Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do.
A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
It ain't often that a man's reputashun outlasts his munny.
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles. Safe on her own nose all the time.
It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.
I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Most people when they come to you for advice come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.