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Johnny Carson Quotes

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.