Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
Jay Leno
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Jay Leno
Friendship Quotes
The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Jay Leno
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Jay Leno
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.