You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
Irvin S. Cobb
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Irvin S. Cobb
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
Irvin S. Cobb
I would rather that any white rabbit on earth should have the Asiatic cholera twice than that I should have it just once.
Irvin S. Cobb
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.