Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they ''don't understand'' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.