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Grampa Simpson Quotes

Bart:Hey, Grampa, do you think I could've been a Flying Hellfish? Grampa:You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-'em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education. You coulda made Sergeant.

Lisa: Bart, do you realise what this means? The next time we fall asleep we could die! Grampa: Ehhh, welcome to my world.

I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?