A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves