If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh, or they'll kill you.
Billy Wilder
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
They get all excited about the sort of stuff I could get shooting through a piece of kleenex.
Billy Wilder
An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.
Billy Wilder
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.