The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
When the insects take over the world we hope they will remember, with gratitude, how we took them along on all our picnics.
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.