Ben Stiller stars in this hilarious comedy about male runway models who are nearing the end of their careers on stage. Stiller and Owen Wilson give eye-rolling performances that keep you laughing.
: What do you want?
: Actually I'm trying to talk to Mugatu but he's tougher to get to than the president.
: Oh, I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad "eugoogolizer" I am.
: A what?
: A "eugoogolizer." One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think that I would be too stupid to know what a "eugoogoly" was?
: I want to do something meaningful with my life Maury. I have deeper thoughts on my mind. The other day I was thinking about volunteering to help teach underpriviledged children to learn how to read. And just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience I've ever had.
: Derek, I don't think you're cut out for that kind of thing.
: I mean, maybe I could even have my own institute. We could call it the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
: Derek, that's not true. The guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you.
: And all he had to do was turn left.
: What do you mean?
: I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left.
: So how'd you manage to escape?
: Because I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We don't think the same as the face and body boys do. We're a different breed.
: It's not up to you. At the proper moment, they'll trigger you. Usually using some kind of auditory or visual Pavlovian response mechanism.
: You can read minds?
: On belhalf of world fashion, you're welcome Mr. Prime Rib of Propecia.