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: That girl over there.
: Summer Wheatley? How the heck are you gonna do that?
: Build her a cake or something.
: No, go find your own.
: Come on, give me some of your tots.
: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
: (Kicks the tots)
: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!!!
: Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
: What the heck are you even talking about?
: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
: A liger.
: What is a liger?
: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic.
: The worst day of my life; what do you think?
: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
: A couple of days.
: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
: A couple of days.
: It's a Sledgehammer.
: Dang! You got shocks, pegs - lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
: (cut away to bike jumping scene) You got like three feet of air that time dude!
: Is grandma there?
: No, shes getting her hair done.
: What do you need?
: Could you just go get her for me.
: I'm really busy right now.
: Well, just tell her to come get me.
: Cuz I don't feel good.
: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
: No, she doesn't know anything.
: Will you just come get me?
: Well, will you do me a favor then?
: Can you bring me my chapstick?
: But, my lips hurt real bad!
: Just borrow some from the school nurse I know shes got like 5 or 6 in her drawer.
: I'm not gonna use hers u sicko!
: See ya. (hangs up phone)
: UGH! IDIOT!