As a stab at the hailed sport of dodgeball come the Dodgeball Quotes. From White, to Peter, to Kate, to Dwight, you will find humor galore - if you enjoyed the movie that is! Whether you are an Average Joe or a Cobra, there are some quotes for you!
: Date - I said we should date sometimes - you know socially. Go out kickin'.
: [Covers her mouth and chokes]
: Are you ok?
: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you do not have one you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal!
: Yeah, he'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body.
: Nice, Dwight.
: Well I'm just saying! My cousin Ray-Ray - BOOP ... dead.
: Yes sir, I sure do.
: The only shot is for you to get angry.
: Roger that.
: We gonna get our teents handed to us, that's what!
: What's a teent?
: I don't know - sounds bad.
: You really think you can come in here and buy me out White? You are a lot dumber than I thought.
: Oh I don't think that I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought was me.
: And they got guys named Lazer and Blazer and Tazer and all kinds of "azers".
: Who's Steve the Pirate?
: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
: There's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?