Funny Tombstone Sayings

You will find funny tombstone sayings on the page below.  These were contributed by our members and some are really funny sayings.  As for how real they are; who knows but there are some very witty attempts anyway.  Looking at them, they would be very neat to enscribe on pieces of wood (as tombstones) to put in your yard as decoration for Halloween!  

This category is really flexible because many of these funny tombstone sayings double for halloween sayings and halloween tombstone sayings.  If you wish to contribute more of these sayings, simply log in and click "Submit" from the menu bar.  If you are not already a registered user, sign up for our free Quote of The Day mailing!  Try searching for tombstone sayings with our search engine if what you want is not here.   And now on to the funny tombstone sayings ...

tombstone quotes

Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
-- Tombstone in England

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
-- Vermont

As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you.
-- Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde)

Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Tombstone Arizona

John Brown is filling his last cavity.
-- Dentist's Tombstone

I told you that I was sick!
-- Georgia Cemetary, USA

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
-- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA

Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.
-- Tombstone in England

To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.
-- Written on the tombstone in reply to one above

The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
-- England Tombstone

Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod; Pease shelled out and went to God.
-- Massachusetts Tombstone

Gone away, Owin' more than he could pay.
-- England

Alien tears will fill for him; Pity's long-broken ern. For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.
-- Oscar Wilde's Tombstone