Funny Pick Up Lines (I-L)

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funny pick up lines

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.


I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.


I envy your lipstick.


I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.


I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?


I have only three months to live.


I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.


I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!


I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.


I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"


I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.


I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!


I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.


I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.


I think my medication is wearing off.


I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.


I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?


If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.


If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.


If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.


If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.


If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.


If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.


If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.


If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"


If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.


If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".


If you were a library book, I would check you out.


If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.


If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.


If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.


I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?


I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?


I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?


I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?


Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.


Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!


Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?


Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]


Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get


It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.


It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.


It's always good for you to see me again.


It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]


No, but how about a kiss anyway?


It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.


I've been noticing you not noticing me.


I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.


[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."