Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield, Mr. No Respect, was one of the funniest comics and actors who was raised by his mother. Growing up with a painful childhood, Jacob Coen, found escape through humor. On the page below you will find some of the funniest Rodney Dangerfield quotes. Most of us can probably recall a few Rodney Dangerfield quotes. If your favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes are not here, why not share them with other looking for humor here at Quotemountain.com? Simply log in and clicking "Submit" from the menu bar.  If you are not already a registered user, sign up for our free Quote of The Day mailing!  Try searching for Rodney Dangerfield Quotes with our search engine if what you want is not here. And now on to the Rodney Dangerfield Quotes ...



Rodney Dangerfield quotes

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Every day the elevator attendant asks me the same thing ... "Basement?"
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
-- Rodney Dangerfield