Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

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Napoleon:  (in reference to the dance) Who are you gonna ask?
Pedro:  That girl over there.
Napoleon:  Summer Wheatley? How the heck are you gonna do that?
Pedro:  Build her a cake or something.

Nathan:  Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon:  No, go find your own.
Nathan:  Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon:  No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Nathan:  (Kicks the tots)
Napoleon:  Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!!!

Napoleon:  Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma:  Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

Deb:  It's Deb and I am calling to let you know that I think that you are a shallow friend.
Napoleon:  What the heck are you even talking about?

Napoleon:  What are you doing here Uncle Rico?
Uncle Rico:  Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.

Napoleon:  Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

Napoleon:  Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Deb:  What are you drawing?
Napoleon:  A liger.
Deb:  What is a liger?
Napoleon:  It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic.

Grandma:  How was school?
Napoleon:  The worst day of my life; what do you think?

Uncle Rico:  What about your girlfriend?
Kip:  Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

Napoleon:  How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pedro:  A couple of days.

Trisha:  Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now.
Napoleon:  Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Napoleon:  How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Pedro:  A couple of days.

Napoleon:  What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro:  It's a Sledgehammer.
Napoleon:  Dang! You got shocks, pegs - lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon:  (cut away to bike jumping scene) You got like three feet of air that time dude!

Kip: Hi.
Napoleon: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, shes getting her hair done.
Napoleon: Uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhh
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon: Could you just go get her for me.
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon: Well, just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon: Cuz I don't feel good.
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything.
Napoleon: Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then?
Kip: What?
Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But, my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse I know shes got like 5 or 6 in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers u sicko!
Kip: See ya. (hangs up phone)
Napoleon: UGH! IDIOT!

Napoleon:  I caught you a delicious bass.