Funny Love Quotes

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funny love quotes and sayings

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw


Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
-- Basta


One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde


For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
-- David Letterman


If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin


There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith


It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
-- Fred Allen


I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
-- Hilaire Belloc


It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
-- Honore De Balzac


The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-- Mort Sahl


Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason


I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
-- Linus


Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
-- Helen Rowland