Funny Love Quotes

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funny love quotes and sayings

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
-- Basta

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde

For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
-- David Letterman

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
-- Fred Allen

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
-- Hilaire Belloc

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
-- Honore De Balzac

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-- Mort Sahl

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
-- Linus

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
-- Helen Rowland