There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.
Thwackum was for doing justice, and leaving mercy to Heaven.
I have found it; I have discovered the cause of all the misfortunes which befell him. A public school, Joseph, was the cause of all the calamities which he afterwards suffered. Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
When I'm not thanked at all, I'm thanked enough, I've done my duty, and I've done no more.