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You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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