I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find the humor in anything, you can survive it.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
There's no labor a man can do that's undignified -- if he does it right.